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tricksterdude
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« on: August 16, 2007, 08:45:11 PM »

Are rank feckin rotten tbh  blink Pity they can't smell like what you've been eating or Id be sitting surrounded by the lovely aroma of fish and chips  :tongue2:
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2007, 08:46:46 PM »

QUICK! bag your fart and post it to me!
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2007, 08:48:29 PM »

My pumps often smell like the food I've eaten.

Just the other day I parped one off and it smelled of caviare, truffles and foie gras.
 
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2007, 08:51:31 PM »

QUICK! bag your fart and post it to me!

Just for you bart

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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2007, 08:53:35 PM »

ROFFLES

I wasnt prepared for that  :biggrin:
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'An how faust kin it ging?'


« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2007, 09:39:08 PM »

Roffles  laugh

He's even got a wee valve on his head.. laugh
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2007, 10:17:56 PM »

farts in my experience are subject to the inverse square law.

The strength of the fart is inversely proportional to the square of the tastiness of the foodstuff.

e.g two extremes of taste

Doner Kebab, high taste value = fart smell akin to rotting a corpse

lettuce salad, low taste value = odour free

Without going too deep into the maths this simple formulae should be enough for the layman to prove my theory.






 
 
 

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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 10:21:04 PM »

I've printed that off and will study it thoroughly tomorrow morning, just after I've had my morning cup of tea.  Wink
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2007, 12:45:07 AM »

QUICK! bag your fart and post it to me!

Just for you bart



anoyone got a needle *pop* *me runs quickly*
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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2007, 03:26:39 AM »

QUICK! bag your fart and post it to me!

Just for you bart


Imagine if you did shit yourself while wearing that! From the way it looks like it vents, yo wouldn't have to trim your nose hairies for a while.  laugh
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