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« on: August 17, 2007, 06:59:43 AM »

No forums is complete without having its own private bar. This one comes supplied with every brand of alcohol in the known universe, assorted non-alcoholic drinks and a bag of potato chips. Dress rules apply. I prefer everyone in floral.  toff

Bar's open. Everyone is welcome here. Don't pee in the corner. Cool

*pours herself a large chardy and kicks back in the comfy chair awaiting more patrons*
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2007, 07:27:43 AM »

If I have to wear floral then I get to wear flip flops and shorts....and since we have an island theme going on I'll take a bottle of rum  Cool
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2007, 08:07:45 AM »

It's yours. cool2

Hawaiian Night!

Who's got the ukelele?

And the other half of the world is just going to work. Wave goodbye to them

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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2007, 08:26:21 AM »

Hawaian night??? I'm outa here!
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2007, 08:42:20 AM »

It's only for Nivlac. Humour him.
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2007, 09:15:51 AM »

so do we get those drinks with woosters poofy looking umbrellas?



or can i just order a quick fuck?
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2007, 10:08:18 AM »

I knew that if there was booze and potato chips about that the swamp dwelling personage would show up  :biggrin:

Hi Gator, a beer for me please and a claret for Snow. (He's trying to broaden his taste)

He's turned into quite a sophisticated pony  clap
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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2007, 10:17:57 AM »

so do we get those drinks with woosters poofy looking umbrellas?



or can i just order a quick fuck?

with Woos whilst he's holding the poofy umbrella...my my you are getting adventurous in your dotage   wheelchair

Gator, I'll have a large jug of Iced Tea, and pass the potato chips, yummm   :smile:
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2007, 10:23:43 AM »

so do we get those drinks with woosters poofy looking umbrellas?



or can i just order a quick fuck?

No such thing mate. The best you will get around here is a dome ender. If lucky.
You could always ask for a quick skrew but Bunnings have that tied up as well.

Having said that, you must be carefull if you go to a hardware store and someone says: "decking?", Punch them in the head. They are trying to put you down.
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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2007, 10:28:06 AM »

The usual please
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« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2007, 10:35:04 AM »

Holy geez you go outside for a bit and a bleeding crowd rolls in!  ohmy

I hope you're all helping yourselves. If you think I am going to do the bartendy thingy for this bunch of alcomoholics then you're crazy. I have chardy to drink ffs.  :tongue2:

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Get it into ya lol.  Cool

Cheers everyone and happy Friday!  laugh

Hello pentu!  :biggrin:

Major - for you ...


I couldn't find the ingredients for a Quick Fuck cocktail.  Huh?

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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2007, 10:36:34 AM »

Wild Turkey 101 with a chaser of Jack Daniels please. I'll pass on the poofta umbrellas.
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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2007, 10:37:42 AM »

where are the ice cubes....Huh??

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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2007, 10:40:28 AM »

I'll have a William Lawson's ... straight, no sissy ice or water
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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2007, 10:41:19 AM »

where are the ice cubes....Huh??


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