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« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2008, 06:01:15 AM » |
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I love the shirts......u should turn around and let the folks read the back of them...
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« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2008, 08:04:59 AM » |
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Pilot: WHAT!!! You miserable bunch, looping the loop is fucking great!
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« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2008, 08:21:51 AM » |
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 The passengers of pleasure flight number NB77 were a little more than surprised to learn they had booked a 'Nudist Pilot' rather than, the fly over of the nudist beach that they had planned. |
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« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2008, 08:33:59 AM » |
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Omg the Pilot got cooties!
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« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2008, 09:04:08 AM » |
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Passengers rumble the old 'Minibus disguised as a plane' scam, after a curtain malfunction. |
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« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2008, 09:19:31 AM » |
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in the world of modern aviation, stepping into the light was no longer fast enough for saga insured pensioners.
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« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2008, 10:40:14 AM » |
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" Look everyone it's Elvis "
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"Diplomacy without arms is like music without instruments", so let's build up the orchestra!
Frederick the Great
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« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2008, 10:45:39 AM » |
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And now we know why they call her the head flight attendant
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We would be 1,500 years ahead if it hadn't been for the church dragging science back by its coattails and burning our best minds at the stake. -- Catherine Fahringer
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« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2008, 01:58:39 PM » |
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If the passengers would like to look out the front window, they will see our engines as they fall to earth. |
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« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2008, 02:38:17 PM » |
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After the passengers hear "Hurry and help me with my seatbelt Abu, I cannot do it with this hook" over the tannoy system, they look on anxiously.
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« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2008, 02:45:41 PM » |
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"Infidel passengers, this is Captain speaking!"
"Please fasten seatbelts as we will be landing at Oval Office in under minute!"
"Allahu Akbarr!"
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« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2008, 03:02:10 PM » |
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'This is your captain for the day 'Angulatata Umbingwiango' and if you care to direct your attention to the cabin, you may see the often discussed never seen 'black box'.
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« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2008, 11:12:17 PM » |
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This flight can't afford a movie, so may I direct your attention to the curtain, the finger puppet show will begin momentarily.
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"What I Loved" -John Green
Hyperconnectedness & our ease of movement, that trains & planes & Skype make us all so close to each other...& my fear? I hope that 500 years from now, there will be castles that we made for each other and that there will still be people & music & stories to populate them
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« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2008, 11:13:36 PM » |
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This flight can't afford a movie, so may I direct your attention to the curtain, the finger puppet show will begin momentarily.
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« Reply #29 on: October 15, 2008, 02:35:23 AM » |
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And now we know why they call her the head flight attendant
I declare the winner to be Nivlac who came first by delivering a low blow to the competition. Your turn Nivlac. |
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It is a scientific fact that men who lose their hair have more testosterone. Testosterone is sexy!  |
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