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« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2009, 09:44:06 PM » |
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5) Do you use the curtains after sex- say what?
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Scotsman were on a long train journey. As time passed conversation turned, as it always does, to sex. More time passed and they discussed how to turn women on. 'Well' said the Englishman, 'I cover my wife's important little places with honey and lick it off, very, very slowly'. It drives my wife into ecstasy every time. 'Me' said the Frenchman 'I tickle my wife in those important little places with a feather. it drives her absolutely wild'. 'Well' says the Scotsman, 'I throw my wife on the bed, shag her senseless, whip my cock out and wipe it on the curtains. .. it drives her fucking mental'. In that case, no. I wash it in the sink.  |
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« Reply #31 on: January 17, 2009, 10:12:50 PM » |
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Favourite holiday destination?
Favourite actor/actress?
Favourite movie?
Favourite song?
Person who you would like to punch the most?
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« Reply #32 on: January 17, 2009, 10:18:55 PM » |
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Favourite holiday destination?
Favourite actor/actress?
Favourite movie?
Favourite song?
Person who you would like to punch the most?
I can answer for him... Favourite holiday destination? -----America. Favourite actor/actress?---------an American. Favourite movie?------an American one. Favourite song?-----American...  Person who you would like to punch the most? ------------ (this being my real non piss take answer that I think thermy would say.... G.W.Bush.  |
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« Reply #33 on: January 17, 2009, 10:56:59 PM » |
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« Reply #34 on: January 17, 2009, 11:17:19 PM » |
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« Reply #35 on: January 17, 2009, 11:27:15 PM » |
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5) Do you use the curtains after sex- say what?
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Scotsman were on a long train journey. As time passed conversation turned, as it always does, to sex. More time passed and they discussed how to turn women on. 'Well' said the Englishman, 'I cover my wife's important little places with honey and lick it off, very, very slowly'. It drives my wife into ecstasy every time. 'Me' said the Frenchman 'I tickle my wife in those important little places with a feather. it drives her absolutely wild'. 'Well' says the Scotsman, 'I throw my wife on the bed, shag her senseless, whip my cock out and wipe it on the curtains. .. it drives her fucking mental'. In that case, no. I wash it in the sink. Bet you use Cat's tooth brush for the stubborn bits though....... |
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« Reply #36 on: January 17, 2009, 11:30:25 PM » |
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"What I Loved" -John Green
Hyperconnectedness & our ease of movement, that trains & planes & Skype make us all so close to each other...& my fear? I hope that 500 years from now, there will be castles that we made for each other and that there will still be people & music & stories to populate them
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« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2009, 11:30:44 PM » |
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Guess who's going to be sent to the K-Mart in 5 minutes..  |
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« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2009, 12:08:22 AM » |
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We don't have k-mart here. They all closed up shop and went away about 7 years ago. But if he did that I'd be the one to go cause he'd never walk again.  |
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"What I Loved" -John Green
Hyperconnectedness & our ease of movement, that trains & planes & Skype make us all so close to each other...& my fear? I hope that 500 years from now, there will be castles that we made for each other and that there will still be people & music & stories to populate them
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« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2009, 12:10:34 AM » |
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Aye, it's kinda hard to walk with broken knees and your testicles in a sling. 
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« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2009, 12:21:40 AM » |
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Well if he doesn't use curtains like the rest of us..........  |
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"Diplomacy without arms is like music without instruments", so let's build up the orchestra!
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« Reply #41 on: January 18, 2009, 12:27:53 AM » |
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what's wrong with you? Don't ya know he'd be in the same trouble if he used the curtains. Geez.  |
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"What I Loved" -John Green
Hyperconnectedness & our ease of movement, that trains & planes & Skype make us all so close to each other...& my fear? I hope that 500 years from now, there will be castles that we made for each other and that there will still be people & music & stories to populate them
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« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2009, 12:32:22 AM » |
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We have blinds...........................  |
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"Diplomacy without arms is like music without instruments", so let's build up the orchestra!
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« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2009, 12:33:16 AM » |
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Well, you should give that a try then.
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"What I Loved" -John Green
Hyperconnectedness & our ease of movement, that trains & planes & Skype make us all so close to each other...& my fear? I hope that 500 years from now, there will be castles that we made for each other and that there will still be people & music & stories to populate them
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« Reply #44 on: January 18, 2009, 03:04:59 AM » |
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I'm lost. Anyone have a compass?  |
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