1) Boba Fet or Darth Vader:
Fet2) Mustard or Cactus:
Mustard3) Men - women -> Equal, superior, inferior:
Equal (just in different ways)4) morning crow or night bat:
Night Bat5) horse radish or cow milk:
Milk1) Ever been arrested (if so, for what)?:
Yes (jumping a train from Manchester to Glasgow)2) Chicken and Chips or Chicken and Veg?:
Chicken & Chips3) Whats the biggest lie you have ever told?:
"Of course I find you attractive!"4) Doggy style or Misionary?:
You forgot Cowgirl 
5) If you had the money...what Hobby would you take up (ie extravagent hobby, collecting cars for instance)?:
Racing cars. 
1) Ctulu's number question, do you think that was a good question?:
I think he's grooming me 
2) Bum wipe - Do you buy based on price, strength, length, softness or absorbency ?:
Bulk (whoever's doing 24 rolls for a decent price...not
too cheap though)
3) When was the last time you went to bed with a soggy helmet ?:
Last night. (had a shower and then went to bed

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4) 'Buckfast' or 'Le Piat d'Or' ?:
Hmmm...Le Piat D'or5) Kelly Brook or Lucy Pinder...:
Lucy Pinder (I'd like to slip on a big pair of shoes, a red nose and a curly red wig when she was doing Cowgirl on me and watch her get
really freaky.*

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..in saying that, can I have both?
*she has a morbid fear of clowns