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« on: March 14, 2009, 12:41:44 AM » |
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Teacher tells class to make a sentence with the word dough.  Little Jane raises her hand and says, in Italy they make pizza with dough. Very good says the teacher. Little Mary raises her hand and says, my young brother makes shapes with play dough, excellent says the teacher. Wee Bob, raises his hand and then says, my mum says my dad is shite in bed so she has to use a dill "dough"! hee hee xx |
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« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2009, 12:43:23 AM » |
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Hap Hazzard
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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2009, 12:49:02 AM » |
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 I guess he wasn't called big Bob
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Georgie baby
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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2009, 01:11:52 AM » |
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Hap Hazzard
I don't know why, but I wish he was called BIG BOB, can't think why though !
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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2009, 01:24:03 AM » |
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Nice to have another female on board  Hope you can take and give as good back. I think it's healthy to have a female prospective in here.  |
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Georgie baby
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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2009, 01:28:17 AM » |
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Hap Hazzard ( Master of suppers)
luv the name.......where did that come from ?
please induldge ?
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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2009, 01:38:54 AM » |
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Just a saying i use, you know, someone does something in a haphazard way. I changed it a bit hence Hap Hazzard. The avatar just seemed to fit me as a person ........... it appealed to me. Master of suppers is what this place gives me depending on how many posts i have. Definition ............ haphazard .......... not organized or planned  |
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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2009, 12:31:17 PM » |
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Master of Suppers was originally a title reserved for stevie. He would welcome new members with a lovely supper, haggis, fish and chips, that sort of thing. It developed from his amazing school peas he once presented to new members Some people have it now as it carries some privileges. |
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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2009, 12:42:06 PM » |
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Definition ............ haphazard .......... not organized or planned Organized madness maybe.  Hello Georgie baby, welcome to the WanKatorium. Most of us should be committed for offenses against humanity( bestiality, general bad odor, scraping wallpaper for hash residue, blurry monitor screens from to much WanKing), but occasionally someone decent comes along and redeems us.  |
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« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2009, 11:02:33 PM » |
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Thanx for the reply "peipes" Old harry enfield saying (once got barred from a turkish kebab shop for saying that word)! don't know why? but any way that is another story. Hap Hazzard I am pretty sure I can give as good back as I get, if I stay silent for a wee while though do not be offended it just means I have crashed on the floor or perhaps the back door step with indulging in too much vodka over the weekend. But that's what weekends are for eh ! thermalsig, (good name) thanx for the intro again, don't worry about the bad odor thing, I have the resentless pleasure of smelling Keasy on a regular basis so I can relate to you,r smell thing  |
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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2009, 01:03:29 AM » |
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have crashed on the floor or perhaps the back door step with indulging in too much vodka over the weekend.
I did that once and woke up next to an old english sheep dog  |
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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2009, 11:31:35 AM » |
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have crashed on the floor or perhaps the back door step with indulging in too much vodka over the weekend.
I did that once and woke up next to an old english sheep dog You slept with an Englishman? How low are you willing to go?  |
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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2009, 10:41:22 PM » |
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have crashed on the floor or perhaps the back door step with indulging in too much vodka over the weekend.
I did that once and woke up next to an old english sheep dog How low are you willing to go? Right down to a chihuahua! |
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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2009, 11:14:45 PM » |
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have crashed on the floor or perhaps the back door step with indulging in too much vodka over the weekend.
I did that once and woke up next to an old english sheep dog How low are you willing to go? Right down to a chihuahua! It's that small, huh? You must be the owner of a bow legged chicken. |
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