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[Wooster]

An honest Art expert on the Antiques Roadshow.

"Ahh yes, this is a work by a little known, but very accomplished portrait artist.
He was a rather raffish character in his younger days and managed to convince a number of young ladies to pose for him, and I'm glad to say his work is still very much in demand.
I was going to put an auction price of between four and five thousand pounds on it, but on reflection, the model does have a rather smashing pair of tits on her, so I'd say you could add another five hundred to a thousand pounds to that figure...and what a figure eh *nudge nudge*?"

[Thermalsig]

It would probably gain viewership in the "golden agers" as it appears they seem to be quite randy.


Edit: You bored or what? Showing your age.  The antiques roadshow.

[Wooster]

It's essential hangover viewing mate.
Mildly entertaining, not much excitement, and if you fall asleep, you probably didn't miss much.

That's why the elder lemons are probably right into it.
(Tbh I feel about 90 years old when I have a hangover myself  )

[MEGGY]

they are all as honest as the day is young...it's you who is twisted (and don't blame the h'over)