A Gypsy wedding in erupts in a brawl at the reception and the Police move in and arrest twenty people.
First up in the dock is the best man who tells the Judge that he can explain what sparked the event off.
"It's traveller tradition M'lord! The Best Man always has the first dance with the Bride and I have to admit, that due to the drink, I got pretty close to her and the Groom got upset!"
"So before I knows it, he's running right at us and then kicks the Bride right in the fanny!!"
"Gosh!" says the Judge "That must have hurt!"
"Hurt?" the Best Man says "He broke three of my fucking fingers!"
