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« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2009, 11:29:10 PM »

Is she Irish? Cool
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« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2009, 11:31:53 PM »

Statistics for Mouse007: Total time spent online



39 minutes.


That's how long it took (whoever it was) to decide that this place was an utter waste of their time.  tongue2

You have that effect on people.  39 minutes?? Lol
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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2009, 12:14:00 AM »

Hey! Most women are used to 3.9 minutes (if they're lucky).
39 minutes is only the express service in my book.  tongue2
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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2009, 12:16:55 AM »

Hey! Most women are used to 3.9 minutes (if they're lucky).
39 minutes is only the express service in my book.  tongue2

3.9 minutes?  Nope, no way. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure laugh
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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2009, 12:18:30 AM »

I frightened Miss Mousey away.   hide
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« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2009, 12:22:38 AM »

I frightened Miss Mousey away.   hide

You did not Catty, it was definitely Woosty's drunken posting.  We will blame him anyway Wink
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« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2009, 12:35:51 AM »

Sorry but we are talking about a mouse here. 

I reckon the Cat did it.


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« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2009, 12:37:30 AM »

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« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2009, 12:41:39 AM »

Not all Cat's play with mice Vasco, our Catty is too well mannered, lol.  I had 2 cats years ago that didn't bother their backsides when a mouse got in from outside and sat washing it's face on the kitchen floor Roll Eyes.  I on the other hand was freaking out.
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« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2009, 12:43:14 AM »

They were obviously over feed then. 
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« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2009, 12:44:15 AM »

No they weren't, they were obviously just as psycho as their owner Wink
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« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2009, 12:48:17 AM »

 Eat More Kittens
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« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2009, 12:49:00 AM »

Eat More Kittens

Don't you dare, I love my babies Sad
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« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2009, 12:54:23 AM »

I had 2 cats years ago that didn't bother their backsides when a mouse got in from outside and sat washing it's face on the kitchen floor

Did you stand on a chair and swat them with a broom while your stockings slipped down to your ankles? happy


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« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2009, 01:03:59 AM »

You are so heading for that kick in the nuts I promised you earlier my friend! 

Nah, it wasn't a Tom & Jerry cartoon so I did the sensible thing - phoned my dad!!  He proceeded to pee himself laughing at the two cats giving an open door invitation to a mouse, said it could only happen to me/my animals and was absolutely no help whatsoever.  In the meantime the mouse ran out the back door to freedom.  Thank god - I wasn't catching it.

Jovi is a really good mouser.  I've turned the garden hose on him countless times trying to release the poor wee things.  He runs up and down the garden and in the bushes growling like a big cat.  Rebecca managed to get one away from him one night and sat crying for ages over it when it died.  I don't mind him catching mice so much but you should hear me crack up when he catches butterflies, that annoys the hell out of me.
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