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[Vasco]

  Wet t-shirts  That needs its own thread  

oops halo slippage

[Jerseygirl]

Vasco darling, as long as my boobs ain't in the wet t-shirt pics, you go for it     As if you need any encouragement 

I used to be sweet and innocent before I hung around this forum, I've been corrupted by your wicked ways 

[Vasco]

  Wicked?  what wicked ways?  And anyway a small amount of corruption can be very good.  Take blue vein cheese as an example.   

[Jerseygirl]

Vasco, you protesting your innocence is nearly as unbelievable as me protesting mine these days    I have to admit though that love it when you do sailor    

You can keep the blue vein cheese, thats not appealing much to me either  

I'm now reverting to sweet and innocent me and behaving myself from here on in  

[Vasco]

I'm now reverting to sweet and innocent me and behaving myself from here on in  

Yeah Right!   

[Jerseygirl]

 You seriously think I can't behave myself Vasco?  

I can honestly

















I just need to stay well away from both Hap and Centurion to do it  

[Vasco]

I just need to stay well away from Morgan's to do it  

Fixed.   

[Jerseygirl]

I just need to ensure I don't hit a third glass of Morgan's to do it  

Fixed.  

If your going to amend my comments I may as well help you get them correct because it's at that point I can usually get myself into trouble  

I don't know, a girl has a drink one night in a week and all she gets is abuse 

[Vasco]

Hmmm three glasses of Morgan's and you missbehave 

I have this nice bottle of navy rum I could share a glass with you 

[Jerseygirl]

Vasco I would share a glass of rum with you any day of the week...for your safety's sake though you better stop me at just the one .  That shit will be strong  

Oh yeah, I can misbehave...badly I'm sorry to say.  

I grounded myself for a week after my latest faux pas    













The fact that everyone was away last weekend and I had no playmates fell in at an opportune moment     In all fairness Pam should put a ban on herself for a week too as she didn't help the situation any 

[Hap Hazzard]

Wooster the old codger............ sold.

Telescope...............................sold.

Car stereo...............................not sold. I cant believe that, 9 hours before a second hand one (mines is brand new)  sold for 45 squid, 3 bidders on it. I thought the losers would of picked up mine at 40 quid all in, postage included , yep, you got it not a sniff. Tossers. Relisted for £30

Jersey girl.................................not sold, quick rub down and back in the garage for her.   

[Jerseygirl]

Well done you    I thought the car stereo would have gone too babe, try, try again 

Make it a really long, slow massage before throwing her back in the garage, think of her age 

[Thermalsig]

I see from your stereo listing that it has a cd player. What's that? Is that like one of those record player thingies I've heard of? Hmmmmmmm, you old people sure do like to hang on to old stuff.

Sent by  Droid X while sniping squirrels from my roof.

[Hap Hazzard]

http://youtu.be/rJhOkygt2KU

 

[Hap Hazzard]

Wooster the old codger............ sold.

It sold on the name, it swung it for her, as she used to have a real horse named Wooster.

So i owe ya a drink the next time i'm up.