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« on: March 11, 2010, 09:25:51 PM »

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Course 3 - Le First Entrée - Fence Gate Inn Wagyu Meat Pie- The meat pie served at the Fencegate Inn near Lancashire, Britain, is an attempt to show us just how classy a pile of nondescript meat and mushrooms can be. The cost for the whole affair comes to $16,170, making your slice a mere $2,020.

That's around (for arguments sake) £10,000 for a meat pie. scratchhead
I wonder if you bought two, on subsequent days, if they'd give you a part exchange against the shit you had that morning.
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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2010, 09:29:58 PM »

Thats a piss take, right?
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2010, 09:32:29 PM »

It's Japanese beef. (Kobe)

Given that there isn't a lot of land available to raise them, it comes in at a premium..but that price is ridiculous.
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2010, 09:53:29 PM »

It's Japanese beef. (Kobe)

Given that there isn't a lot of land available to raise them, it comes in at a premium..but that price is ridiculous.

Well that makes all the difference in the world then Roll Eyes.  If Jon Bon Jovi and Jared Leto came in naked serving it to me on a golden platter I wouldn't pay that price for it!!  Some people have more money than sense nowink
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2010, 10:05:20 PM »

Kobe beef was eaten by Bond (the novel anyway): You Only Live Twice.
They'll charge what people will pay. Some have the cash.
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2010, 11:04:31 PM »

Why did I read the thread title as 'squid food'    scratchhead


Anyhoo, aye, supply and demand and all that. No one would supply it if no one would demand it.


How the other half quarter live eh ?
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 11:50:49 PM »


Well that makes all the difference in the world then Roll Eyes.  If Jon Bon Jovi and Jared Leto came in naked serving it to me on a golden platter I wouldn't pay that price for it!!  Some people have more money than sense nowink

Yes...yes you would! Even if you were a vegetarian. Wink
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2010, 12:09:18 AM »

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Aye.


Paying more than the average NMW weekly pay to see a band for a few hours is admitting you would pay as much for a menu article....or something.


Bon Jovi Fritters -  A succulent potato wrap in formulaic batter seasoned with a healthy dose of commercially standardised piss rock. Served with a golden wig and screaming menstruating teenage girls.

Superlatively palatable.
 
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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2010, 12:13:40 AM »

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A 'waffer' thin slice of peppered Leto rump, a bargain at $5000.

You'd lap that up. tongue2


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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2010, 12:14:21 AM »

No guys, really I wouldn't Bite me.

I did not pay £200 to see Jovi at the O2 this year as they are ripping the piss out of the fans with those ticket prices, I bought tickets for 2 nights at £45 each Tongue.  The only time I've ever paid over the odds to see them was when Aileen and I went to the Giants at New Jersey.  
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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2010, 12:24:28 AM »

For some personal service though?
Don't give us it!
There'd have to be Paramedics standing by with a defibrillator and an industrial grade generator to run it. tongue2

If I could get the two of those lads to serve up a bit of dinner (wearing tuxedo's and working the room a bit) then I reckon that I could get £600 a plate for 100 diners. Easily. Cool

(For charity..obviously. Wink)
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2010, 12:27:34 AM »

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Bon Jovi Fritters -  A succulent potato wrap in formulaic batter seasoned with a healthy dose of commercially standardised piss rock. Served with a golden wig and screaming menstruating teenage girls.

Superlatively palatable.
 

What about michelin star standard jovies?  laugh
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2010, 12:34:32 AM »

Michelin Star means there is no standard...you, you, food philistine you!


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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2010, 12:37:17 AM »

I'm sorry if I'm not a foodie.

Anyway.....Jovies in a michelin star resturaunt?  tongue2
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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2010, 12:39:19 AM »

For some personal service though?
Don't give us it!
There'd have to be Paramedics standing by with a defibrillator and an industrial grade generator to run it. tongue2

If I could get the two of those lads to serve up a bit of dinner (wearing tuxedo's and working the room a bit) then I reckon that I could get £600 a plate for 100 diners. Easily. Cool

(For charity..obviously. Wink)

I'm quite sure you could make a bomb if you could arrange it but I wouldn't be one of those interested.  I've shook Jon's hand, been face to face with him and Jared came out after the gig a few weeks ago and thanked us all for our support.   Thats as close as I'd like to be thank you very much.  

Don't think Jared would look too hot in a tux with his mohawk at the moment nowink


How the hell did this thread get to lets gang up and pick on Maz night? Bite me
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