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« on: September 02, 2010, 10:17:32 PM » |
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Broke my little toe on my left foot. Kicked chair leg and toe litteraly made SNAP nois as it went left and stayed there. That is all.
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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2010, 10:31:19 PM » |
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I broke my 3rd toe, thats the middle one , no matter what end you count from.  I don't know how i did it, i just noticed one day that it sticks up a bit and is bent in the middle. it went left and stayed there. ouch  Draw an eye on it and tell your friends that you can stand at the edge of a wall and see round corners.  |
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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2010, 11:17:27 PM » |
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Cringing here Ab. Hope the pain ain't too bad  |
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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2010, 11:59:00 PM » |
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I'd be surprised if it weren't agony. Sympathies.
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« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2010, 03:52:22 AM » |
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It hurt like a mutha fcuker.
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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2010, 10:40:14 AM » |
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Can you still ride - or is it on your gear changing foot? |
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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2010, 02:04:33 PM » |
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Baaahhh
When I was a kid in granpas backery I jumped on his backery trolley for a ride down the slope for some fun. The trolly went arse up and two tuns of granpas finest landed on my arm. I was two with a snapped arm in hospital. I have pictures of me in a nappy with busted arm bone sticking out. Wanna see?
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2010, 08:24:52 PM » |
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Noooooooooooo!!! Please don't Patch, I'll throw up |
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2010, 09:42:51 PM » |
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Broke my little toe on my left foot. Kicked chair leg and toe litteraly made SNAP nois as it went left and stayed there. That is all.
Feckin in ell Ade. Your thread title conveys precisely what I thought when I read his |
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« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2010, 10:03:48 AM » |
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Noooooooooooo!!! Please don't Patch, I'll throw up Im glad you said that, because It is bullshit. A trolly in granpas bakery did indeed fall on my arm when I was 2, but I did not push it, I tried to climb it. The thing fell over and squished me underneath, broke my arm, but it did not break the skin. However. When I was 16 playing footy (Aussie Rules) I got kicked in the hand. My thumb bone popped out its socket, or so they thought. Everyone from the coach, the school nurse and the local clinic tried to relocate it. It really fucking hurt. I went to the hospital and had x-rays, the thumb bone was actually snapped just above the first knuckle. Everyone was trying to push that lump back into socket. I ended up with a badly set thumb bone which had to be re-broken months later so they could set it propa with steel pins. I still cant pick my nose with my thumb. |
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« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2010, 11:00:11 AM » |
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I still cant pick my nose with my thumb.
Sorry for the pain Patch, but aren't primates the only ones supposed to be able to snatch the gold down with their thumb?  |
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« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2010, 06:13:44 PM » |
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Noooooooooooo!!! Please don't Patch, I'll throw up Im glad you said that, because It is bullshit. A trolly in granpas bakery did indeed fall on my arm when I was 2, but I did not push it, I tried to climb it. The thing fell over and squished me underneath, broke my arm, but it did not break the skin. However. When I was 16 playing footy (Aussie Rules) I got kicked in the hand. My thumb bone popped out its socket, or so they thought. Everyone from the coach, the school nurse and the local clinic tried to relocate it. It really fucking hurt. I went to the hospital and had x-rays, the thumb bone was actually snapped just above the first knuckle. Everyone was trying to push that lump back into socket. I ended up with a badly set thumb bone which had to be re-broken months later so they could set it propa with steel pins. I still cant pick my nose with my thumb. I'd rather it was bullshit than see a pic like that Ouch re the thumb though. I dislocated my knee when I was 15 and it hurt like hell. Used to do a paper round with my mate and we finished school and went to pick our paper money up, forgot I was wearing a tight skirt instead of my usual jeans, went to climb the railings to cross the road, hit my knee off the railing and out it popped. Apart from it aching in damp weather I never had any probs with it again until Rebecca was about 9mths old and it popped out again when I was pulling a pair of knickers on  . Was mortified explaining that one at the hospital but they said it was a really common occurrence |
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« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2010, 12:52:06 AM » |
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Was mortified explaining that one at the hospital but they said it was a really common occurrence What, you're leg falling off is common? I'm a little late on this one, just reading old threads.  |
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« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2010, 05:24:09 AM » |
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Had x-rays......i thought it was one broken 'little' toe, but it appears i have broken 3, the two next to the little toe also..... |
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« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2010, 06:06:41 AM » |
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Don't do things by halves do you.  |
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