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[Patch]

You won't get hairballs if you stop licking your nuts! 

Bwwaaaahahahah , that is gold, I am so going to use that at work. . . .  I just have to adapt it to my workplace seeings how Im the only man there?

[Splinter]

Yesterday they nicked the spare wheel off the back of the car.
So, no radio and no spare.
I'm giving the fuckers the whole car next time.
Oh, and Adri's sister Laura was held up at gunpoint, in her car at some lights last Monday.

It's beginning to get to me now.................

[Jerseygirl]

Aww Marc things seem to be going rapidly to the dogs over there  .  How is Laura now?  Soz about the damage to your car too babes 

[Splinter]

Thanks JG.
Laura is fine tks.
The thing is that this type of thing is so common now that when we hear about it happening to someone else, we hardly comment on it. That's a bad sign of course.
I have to admit to feeling a bit of a plonker where the car is concerned. It's a small SUV 4x4 with the spare wheel on the tailgate and I could have sworn I'd seen a special locknut and kept vowing to slap a chain and padlock on it.
Anyway the good news is that the insurance will pay 90% of that, but not the radio.
It's not all doom and gloom though. The PC business is doing OK and there is always work, which I still enjoy very much. It started as a hobby at home and I'm now getting work via word of mouth....and old customers return, which is a very good sign.

[KingDazza]

Sorry to hear about the stress man!!!  Personally though I think you're wrong to have smacked the guy... but hey thats my philosophy and clearly of the minority here.  I'd have got the fucker back, but not with violence.  

[gi joe]

I'm with Dazza but I could be reading it wrong.  But did you not park illegally blocking the garage and that time not pay to park there?  So weren't they in their right to get the car towed?  Correct me if I'm wrong as don't know the full facts.

But think it would of been better to do as has been suggested.  Hope his PC breaks, repair it but in a way that you can fuck with it at will

[Splinter]

You're both right of course; I shouldn't have smacked him but I'm afraid I snapped.
The car was originally parked correctly, but as is the custom over here, people park in front of you and shunt you backwards (Adri swears she put the handbrake on), pushing you onto the yellow shite. They have been doing this for years.
I can't see him bringing his PC in for repair somehow. Not without his mates anyway.
Shit happens and there will be a lot more to come, especially as the President's husband died last week ( he was ex president) and he was effectively the driving force behind her.
At least the sun is shining and its 30c.

[KingDazza]

Hell of a life aint it mate.

Heres a bit of comedy for you 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndRp1wjbQgs

Arseholes are like a disease on the planet man - and its spreading by the day!

[Splinter]

Hilarious!
Thanks mate......I'm high on Yerba!