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[keasy]

Bring forth the holy hand grenade.

[Thermalsig]

Bring forth the holy hand grenade.

Whaaaaa? How do you make it holy? Sprinkle it with sweat off your chicken skin? 

[Wooster]

If his PC chair is anything to go by, just sitting on it would appear to do the job. 

[keasy]

If his PC chair is anything to go by, just sitting on it would appear to do the job. 

 

It's even worse since you last seen it.

[corroded]

The entire back fell off my last one... I wasn't so pleased as I was leaning back in it at the time.

I used it as a stool for about six months afterwards though to be fair.

[tricksterdude]

Bring forth the holy hand grenade.

would that be the holy hand grenade of antioch?

here you go



And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats.
…
 And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

[Wooster]

 

Python classicness..

[corroded]

I went to the British museum last year, and at the right angle you could make the holy hand grenade out of a display item from one case, and one a bit behind it.

Oh how I laughed.