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[Wooster]

...to make mundane shit look interesting in the hope we'll buy it. 

Fanny magnet coffee machines, spinning curling tongs, Alka Seltzer hair dye, deep fat fryer radio alarm clock foot spa's etc.

They should be called cupboard fillers, since that's where they'll end up come the 26th.

[Hijpo]

Iv never read a truer word typed, eamon to that

[MEGGY]

bah humbug indeed.....away an' walk through fire ya pair ae nutsacks! 

[Wooster]

...guess who bought the spinny tongs. 

[Centurion]

Most of the shit want even make the cupboard it's just landfill

[Wooster]

I just saw a Scratch 'n Sniff DVD advertised (Spy Kids I think). 


Personally I'm hoping for three pairs of Hugo Boss Fukushima Daichi antibacterial underpants. 

[Patch]

I have a cankerous loathing of this jolly season. Firstly it’s the snow. As I struggle to meet payments for my very existence I am confronted this time every year by happy little elves frolicking in snow.

I was born in an environment where the only frozen thing is found in an electronic freezer. Apparently it is normal this time of year for certain gentlemen to run around dressed in arctic clothing. The closest thing I have to arctic is my wife’s attitude upon my arrival at home from the office party.

“Let’s put up a Christmas tree” the kids squeal. OK, great, let’s get a plant that would never survive in the Tropic Of Capricorn, put the fucker in the lounge room and spray with representative white snow and have a jolly egg-nog by the fire. Gee, its a bit hot in here, lets put some stockings by the fire place so when the fat fuck works out there is no chimney he can sweat all over the plastic chairs and feel jolly-folly.