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[Patch]

Here is the situation. My wife has decided that removing Patch's testicles will be beneficial. She argues that it will ensure that he does not have to suffer from prostate cancers and associated problems 'down the line'.
I argue that not only will it cost quite a bit of money, the procedure would probably only extend his life a couple of years at best.
Patch is perfectly healthy now, he is a beautiful dog in the true sense of the word.
My wife dearly loves Patch as she does all our pets. She is a "animal lover" and would never do anything to harm Patch but she is adimant that for Patch's well being the nuts have to go.
I am putting this to a vote here on WaNK.
Is "demaning" Patch a good move for his future, or just some bullshit the vet has made up to extract a bit of income and has my wife convinced?
Over to you.

[corroded]

To be honest, I read this entire thread like you were talking about your own testicles in the third person. It was quite entertaining.

[Patch]

But did you consider the question and vote?

[Wooster]

To be honest, I read this entire thread like you were talking about your own testicles in the third person. It was quite entertaining.

 

[corroded]

But did you consider the question and vote?

I'm still deliberating... I've actually made myself slightly uncertain whether you are talking about your own nuts or not now.

[keasy]

No.

We can't have the reason behind the best picture on WAnK ever being chopped off.

[Wooster]

[corroded]

Tehee the vote bar looks like a cock with tiny balls.

I think that was Patches intention actually.

I'd forgotten about that picture. Vote for balls!

[keasy]

Tehee the vote bar looks like a cock with tiny balls.

Farkin ell so it does!   

[Splinter]

How old is he anyway?
Pointless exercise.
If it were for prostate reasons then all we blokes would have to have the same treatment and no surgeon is coming anywhere near my tackle

[BarrieB]

Take them away, unless you're going to breed from him.

Dogs become more docile without bollocks but I'm not sure if that's when they're removed at an early age.

[Splinter]

.....and then you can donate them to Helios

[Patch]

Well it appears my woman dont read WANK.
The population pills my poor dog used to call his balls no longer exist. Now all that remains is a sad sack with a memory of glory days past.

To tell the truth it doesnt appear to have changed him at all. He does give me strange looks when I come out with shit like: "hey Patch, dont bark like a pussy, put some balls in it . . . oh thats right, sorry" or "mmm spag meatballs for dinner tonight, Id give some to Patch but apparently he's not allowed any."

I would take a photo of his vacant sack and post it here but it is just too sad.

Sometimes women can be so cruel.