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« on: December 24, 2011, 10:27:45 AM » |
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Last night, wifey didn't realise I was going to take a random photo of her and went mad when she heard the 'click'. Started chasing me all over the house. I made a dash for the glass patio doors leading to the garden thinking they were open. They weren't. I ran head on at full speed into the glass and bounced back several feet on to my back totally dazed. Did I get sympathy? Nope! She just rolled over in a fit of uncontrollable laughter. The boys ran over, realised what happened and they started laughing also. Sigh! I get no respect here! The photo? I didn't think it was bad. Must have been that time of the month:  |
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« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2011, 10:46:59 AM » |
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 What is she making?
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2011, 10:47:49 AM » |
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Aye, it's not like she was picking her nose.  (Maybe next time...  ) |
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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2011, 10:59:03 AM » |
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You poor poor bastard Kryten. This is the very same treatment I receive. Lucky the doors didnt break all the same...bet she would have laughed not should they have shattered |
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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2011, 12:04:32 PM » |
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What is she making? She was making Greek Christmas biscuit/cookies thingies, eatit. We Greeks call them Kourabiedes. Very yummy. |
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2011, 02:51:27 PM » |
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As Keasy said, you're dammed lucky the glass didn't shatter  |
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« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2011, 11:20:11 AM » |
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They must be good quality toughened glass.  |
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« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2011, 07:45:46 PM » |
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The only times mine goes on the warpath are I hang a picture without consulting her first. I ride the bike when it's raining (as if I could avoid it) I won't go shopping with her and fain illness if yet another family party is announced...........................there must be more I'm quite sure  |
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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2012, 08:47:33 PM » |
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Mine only goes on the warpath when she feels like it.
The female does not come with warning signs or logic.
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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2012, 10:33:28 PM » |
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Or a manual...that we wouldn't read anyway. |
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2012, 12:07:17 PM » |
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I'd read one if it existed. Man has been searching for the elusive manual since the beginning of time. I believe it's why man traveled and discovered the world. Bjarni Olofson, de Soto, Columbus, Neil Armstrong and many, many others.....all men in search of "the manual for women". I myself diligently surf the internet for it daily. I've yet to find it, but there are many sites featuring women that I have yet to explore. Sent from my Kindle Fire using Tapatalk |
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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2012, 03:24:32 PM » |
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Mmmmm, shapely |
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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2012, 04:04:34 PM » |
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Oh shit, more buttons to push!!
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