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[Wooster]

Mmmmm, shapely 

Tbh I don't think she'd look that good once you unwrapped her...sort of like finding the only coffee flavoured chocolate in a 16 pound tin.

[eatit]

Mmmmm, shapely 

Tbh I don't think she'd look that good once you unwrapped her...sort of like finding the only coffee flavoured chocolate in a 16 pound tin.

I'm sure there is a light switch in that room somewhere.

[Thermalsig]

Mmmmm, shapely 

Tbh I don't think she'd look that good once you unwrapped her...sort of like finding the only coffee flavoured chocolate in a 16 pound tin.

I'm the optimist though. She definetly looks like she'd be fun to undress. :P

Sent from my the webs in search of the elusive. "woman manual" on my Fire

[Ctulu]

Oh shit, more buttons to push!!

ROFL

[keasy]

On one hand there is this...

It would be interesting and fun for her to give a wank using her force abilities.

On the other hand there is this...

If you left skid marks on the toilet after a hearty shite and she wasn't pleased she would get you with the vader death grip !

[Wooster]

Just tell her you had to take evasive action after the exhaust vent on your Death Starfish was attacked by tiny X-Wing fighters. 

[Patch]

I find this whole saga very suspisious.
You have obviously taken a picture at a moment she does not want recorded.
Do you have a dog or cat? Does it have balls?
Is she indeed filling out a form for the removal of you pets balls?
Be warry my friend, tomorrow your kitty may meoww a little higher.

Just sayin.