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« Reply #45 on: March 16, 2008, 12:28:56 AM » |
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That's just weird.
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« Reply #46 on: March 16, 2008, 12:32:18 AM » |
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Naked photos of Liz Hurley sucking off a dog ? PMSFL  Next weeks lottery numbers...  Gotta remember he's a wee bit switched on to the type of scum that surfs the net and clicks the most appealing sounding stuff ;0 |
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« Reply #47 on: March 16, 2008, 12:40:05 AM » |
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OMG I'm in disbelief now... the same program has just had Harry hill on and showed a clip of him at the Edinburgh Festival and basically was saying an award was created in his honour. no wonder with classics like this... Harry Hill talking to a live audience at a venue in Edinburgh..."Girls and gals, remember when they first let calculators into the maths exams ?" |
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« Reply #48 on: March 16, 2008, 02:47:35 PM » |
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Jerry was famously lamped by a member of the audience in Canada after opening the set with "Hello, Moose-Fuckers!", quickly followed by "I'll tell you why I hate Canada, half of you speak French, and the other half let them!" |
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« Reply #49 on: March 27, 2008, 12:06:07 PM » |
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The Optimistic Nun  (For those abroad, she's collecting money from outside a shop that will almost exclusively be patronised by Protestants..  ) |
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« Reply #50 on: March 27, 2008, 07:33:50 PM » |
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OMG That's a stormer and a half mate. I'm circulating that if you haven't already. |
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« Reply #51 on: March 27, 2008, 07:34:34 PM » |
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Maybe she needs a visit to the shop to the right of the Rangers shop |
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« Reply #52 on: March 28, 2008, 03:14:17 AM » |
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(For those abroad, she's collecting money from outside a shop that will almost exclusively be patronised by Protestants.. ) That's a really strange statement. I guess we just the don't have the separation of denominations here that you have there. I think Catholics & Protestants visit the same shops here. I know it's a joke. It just doesn't translate to this country. Another weird thing is the nun asking for money. They don't do that here, at least not that I've ever seen. The only place I've ever seen a nun was at the grocery store. Don't get me wrong, in my neighborhood I can think of 3 Catholic churches and about 4 Protestant churches & one Buddhist Temple, it's just that in any given store I couldn't place the patrons to any one particular faith. Why would Protestants use that particular store and Catholics wouldn't? Just curious... |
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« Reply #53 on: March 28, 2008, 10:36:48 AM » |
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The Rangers Superstore sells merchandise for Glasgow Rangers football club, a team predominantly supported by Protestants. Ergo: Anyone visiting the shop is probably going to be a Protestant  She'd get on far better standing outside the Celtic Shop, which sell merchandise for Rangers' great rivals Glasgow Celtic. A team predominantly supported by Roman Catholics.  It'd be in the same vein as a Rabbi collecting money standing outside a Mosque..  Tbh she'd probably still collect a fair amount of cash regardless of where she's standing, but it's just very ironic that she chose that spot. |
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« Reply #54 on: March 28, 2008, 11:17:38 AM » |
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The easiest way to spot a Baptist church here is to check the church parking lot at 5 minutes to noon. The Baptist's like to let out a few minutes early so they can beat the Presbitarians to Luby's(buffet style restaurant). |
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« Reply #55 on: March 28, 2008, 11:42:08 PM » |
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Now it all makes sense.
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« Reply #56 on: March 29, 2008, 03:47:14 PM » |
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Might be old news, but still cool.
They say only 55 out of a hundred can read this. Hard to believe that when my 10yr old daughter Drew can read it.
fi yuo cna raed tihs,
yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod
aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,
aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it dseno't mtaetr in waht
oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,
the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the
frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and
you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn
mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe.
Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
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« Reply #57 on: March 30, 2008, 05:45:26 PM » |
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Let me think... that's only the ten millionth time I've seen that  |
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« Reply #58 on: March 30, 2008, 07:31:02 PM » |
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Let me think... that's only the ten millionth time I've seen that Might be old news, but still cool.
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« Reply #59 on: March 30, 2008, 07:41:47 PM » |
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Ignore the bawbag Thermal.. Here's something that's really, really NSFW/NSFK Cheesy's Prank, http://www.savefile.com/files/1473890 |
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