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[Wooster]

Summers lasted longer because we managed to do so many novel things as kids.
Apparently that's the secret to a fulfilling life...doing new shit as often as possible.  

If you ask yourself "where did the time go?", you haven't crammed enough in.

[Patch]

I remember times spent in places when I was a wee lad. Everything was big and grand. You always go to those magic places you visited when you get older and find the magic has gone. The huge things suddenly look so small.

[BarrieB]

The huge things suddenly look so small.

That reminds me 20 odd years ago me & my brother needed to use a urinal & because we'd lost our wives we had to take my nephew with us.

He stood in the middle his little head going backwards & forward looking as if he was watching a tennis match, we were laughing so much it's a wonder we didn't piss on him.

[Wooster]

Remember the scene in Uncle Buck when he had to use the school urinal on his knees. 

[Kryten]

Remember the scene in Uncle Buck when he had to use the school urinal on his knees. 

Excellent movie. John Candy left us way too early. Just like John Belushi.

My youngest son affectionately calls my uncle (whose name is John) Uncle Buck; probably due to his weight.

[Wooster]

"Hi! Buck Melanoma, Moley Russel's Wart."