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« on: August 15, 2007, 09:07:01 PM » |
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The Cops have finally carted 'Katie Coo' (that mental alcoholic woman that lives downstairs from me) off in manacles. I have no idea what caused it this time, but she has a habit of falling out with all the neighbours, having screaming arguments with them at their windows, standing out in the middle of the green threatening kids with a carving knife in her hand, and stuff like that so I can only assume that the Cops have taken her previous into consideration and carted her. She didn't go quietly either, see that mad cat video that Eatit posted up in the Entertainment forum? (Killer Hamsters) We'll if the van had perspex walls and Eatit's video had sound I'm pretty sure I would be suffering from Deja Vu..  |
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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2007, 09:09:38 PM » |
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Going to quiet round your parts ...
until she's out tomorrow and back on the juice.
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2007, 09:32:28 PM » |
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Not quite.. Her old man was sleeping on the couch when she got carted, then wandered out into the street without closing the door and without the keys to the security door which slammed behind him. So he summoned Alkies to assist him (like a Jaykie Gandalf) and they went to work trying to secure access (One of them complimented me on the robustness of the front door.."Ah tried tae kick that in, and it didnay evin budge!"). Anyhoo, I went down and let them in, got recognised (being an 'ex-'jaykie myself) as a trustworthy fellow who would keep an eye on the gaff, they robbed the place of as much drink as they could find (two plastic bottles of vomit flavoured 'white cider') and left. So it's all quiet on the Woostern front..  |
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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2007, 09:43:18 PM » |
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LOL where do you live wooster sesame street?
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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2007, 09:45:43 PM » |
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Aye, I'm the Buckie Monster.. :tongue2: |
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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2007, 09:49:27 PM » |
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LOL where do you live wooster sesame street?
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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2007, 09:56:45 PM » |
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"like a jakie gandalf" |
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 03:56:47 PM » |
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Has Mad Katie no tried to seduce you with her womanly charms yet? I hear shes got a real eye for the men over in the old country :tongue2:
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2007, 06:28:22 PM » |
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Oh Christ Aye!  I had to disavow her of that nonsense right off the bat....it gives me the heebies just thinking about it.. |
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2007, 06:33:37 PM » |
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Is she home yet ?
To her recently emptied of shit white cider flat!
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2007, 06:37:15 PM » |
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enlighten me
... Jaykie ?
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2007, 06:42:44 PM » |
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A particularly rough alcoholic |
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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2007, 06:45:13 PM » |
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She also has one of those alcoholics distended pot bellies over which her unsupported breasts hang like a roofers nailbag, she truly is a vision of Venus incarnate.. :tongue2:
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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2007, 06:59:57 PM » |
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woosty's been there by the way. |
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